The financials are in on this year’s the Kendallville Open and I’m happy to announce that we’ve come in significantly under budget. By going with two rounds at Cobblestone and the school bus instead of multiple vans to Glendarin Hills, we were able to save $20 per person. So this year’s tKO will cost $452. As always, I’m happy to provide a line by line breakdown of that cost at your request. The only added expense this year is an extra $6 per person, to cover the tips for the bus driver and lunches at Cobblestone and Glendarin. By all means, feel free to tip on top of that if you feel inclined, but your basic gratuity is being built into the cost of the tournament. This obviously does not include tips on your (likely absurd) tabs with the beverage carts or bartenders, nor does it include tips for the late night treats at Glendarin. We’ve passed the hat around for the staff at Glendarin at the end of the night in the past, so don’t be surprised if that happens again.
I need to make the payment to the hotel and golf courses by May 1st, so please pay me by then. But if you want to pay now, I’m starting to order all the custom shit next week, so my Venmo/PayPal/Chase Quick Pay are very much open, payment via Chase Quick Pay is preferred. It’s all connected to my Gmail, which you all should have, but if you aren’t sure just hit me up. (Rich – I’ll give you my address for your grandpa checks.)
In other news, here’s the tentative roster for the practice round: me, Wally, Robinson, Ian, Asian James, Ben, Rich, and Keith (WTF?!). If you are interested in the practice round, let me know by mid-April. We’ll be playing Cobblestone around 12:30 on Thursday and it should be about $30, which you pay at the course.
Trey (you guys remember him?) suggested that we fire up a Slack channel for all things tKO. I’m still figuring out the ins and outs of the whole thing, but so far it seems like a pretty great way to connect with everyone. If you are interested in joining up, let me know and I’ll give you the password. It’s crazy exclusive.
Last thing, our fundraising/community outreach lord and savior Pete is hard at work again this year. While securing another generous gift from Applebee’s, they also provided some pictures of our gift to them last year, hanging proudly in Applebee’s Store #75.
White James and Kevin, I hope you are both hard at work on your welcome speeches and champions menu that will be served beneath this, like holy communion in the Sistine Chapel.
FYI: Team logos and names are due in two weeks. I am taking bets on the number of emails have gone back and forth between Nate, Lloyd, Hart, and Danny. The early line is set at =/- 1.5.