Commissioner’s note: Jeremy drops another bomb on your face.
We are in a sports mock draft down period. Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay just spent the last 8 months predicting how the draft would play out and were completely wrong and now have the next couple months to regroup and get at it again. Seriously, how do I get that job? I can spout off for months about who I think is going to drafted and then it is horribly wrong and nothing happens to them. It is probably the best job in the world. Well second, behind sun tan lotion applier to supermodels. And the NBA draft is still a couple weeks out with the picks not set in stone yet. So to fill the need of the draftniks out there, here is my mock draft of the 2012 tKO Scramble draft.
I am basing the draft order on last year’s results factoring in the new guys and the handicaps on
No. 1 Overall Pick – Danny
No. 2 – Keith
No. 3 – Jeremy
No. 4 – Kevin R.
No. 5 – FNG Mark
So here we go.
Brendan Y.: Hello and welcome to the 2nd tKO Scramble draft, we have some great competitors and players out there today and Curt.
Team Danny is on the clock.
The first pick will take a little while to get in because Danny will probably be too drunk to realize he has the worst score thus far and will be busy booking flights for his return flight home to Vegas.
Brendan Y.: With the number one overall pick Team Danny selects……… White James out of Michigan State University.
Danny goes the safe route and looks to try and win the scramble instead of “winning the scramble” by being the drunkest team. Jet fans boo.
BYHK: With the number two overall pick Team Keith selects….. Rich B. out of I don’t know where.
Again another comfort pick, team way too many cigars brought for 20 guys to smoke in one weekend team up once again.
Commish: With the number 3 overall pick Team Jeremy selects Brooks, wait he dropped out, scratch that, he selects …… Mike C. out of Clemson University.
First stunner of the night. Jeremy states Mike C. always looks really hammered after the scramble and he wants in on that.
Commish: With the number 4 overall pick Team Kevin selects Mike R. out of Michigan State University.
2 Spartans in the top 4, pretty powerful stuff and Mike instantly becomes pissed he fell to 4.
Commish: With the number 5 overall pick Team FNG Mark selects…. Brendan Y. out of NorthCarolina State University.
New Mark sucks up to the commish by taking him this early which also makes him the earliest someone from NC State has been draft for anything, ever.
Deputy commissioner Mike R.: With the first pick in the second round and number 6 overall Team FNG Mark selects….Ben L. out of North Carolina State University.
FNG Mark makes it a run on the Wolfpack, stupidly.
DC Mike R.: With the 7th overall pick Team Kevin selects…. Austin M. out of THE Ohio State University.
Kevin probably didn’t make this pick and Robinson as his first team member made it for him.
DC Mike R.: With the 8th overall pick Team Jeremy selects…. Greg P. out of the University of Illinois.
Someone is putting together one hell of a drunk team.
DC Mike R.: With the 9th overall pick Team Keith selects…. Shane C. out of THE Ohio State University.
Keith sees where Team Jeremy is going and counters with a drunk of his own.
DC Mike R.: With the 10th overall pick Team Danny selects…. Marty M. out of THE Ohio State University.
Danny is pumped to have Marty fall into his lap, not as excited to have Precious fall into his lap but
Brendan: With the first pick in the third round and number 11 overall Team Danny selects…. Bryce out of Michigan State University.
You would think his slow play which allows more time to drink would make him an earlier pick.
Brendan Y.: With the 12th overall pick Team Keith selects Asian James out of Michigan State University.
Concerns over his focus since getting married ON A BOAT made his stock slide.
Brendan Y.: With the 13th overall pick Team Jeremy selects Mustang Mark out of Ball State University.
The knee injury hurt his performance at the combine, but his drinking at the bar makes him a perfect fit on this team.
Yosh: With the 14th and 15th pick Team Kevin and FNG Mark select Indy Mark and Curtis C. (respectively) out of IUPUI.
No one has heard anything from them for months so we forgot that there were even at tKO. Overheard from Kevin and New Mark was “are those guys with us? I never saw a post, tweet or video from them all off season”.
So here are the teams.
Team FNG Mark
At first glance everything looks pretty evenly matched. We won’t know for years who won the draft but am pretty certain it won’t be Danny’s team.