They say when God closes a door, He opens a window. Or something like that. Or maybe it was the Lion King. I have no idea what I’m talking about. Either way, another tKO vet, and founding father, will not be able to attend this year’s festivities. Lord have mercy on his soul.
tKO Founding Father
tKOs I, II, III, V
While this, in addition to the loss of Blumpkin, will undoubtedly cast a shadow on this year’s event, the Kendallville Open will persevere. We’ve added another Mark to fill in for Ian, but with Brooks’ news, one extremely exclusive and sought after spot has opened up for tKOVI. However, everyone else has confirmed that they will be at this year’s tournament.
To ensure a worthy addition, the board has created an application to be filled out by anyone interested in joining this year. Previous competitors, feel lucky they were grandfathered into this year’s competition and won’t have to fill out an application. Completed applications are to be sent to TheKendallvilleOpen@gmail.com and are due by March 1, 2012.
OFFICIAL APPLICATION FOR THE 2012 KENDALLVILLE OPEN
Date of birth:
Date of most recent round of golf (score, course):
Drink of choice:
Please respond to the following statements using a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being “strongly agree” and 10 being “strongly disagree”.
___ If I could eat at one establishment, and one establishment only, it would be Applebee’s.
___ If the wait at Applebee’s was longer than 20 mins, said establishment would then become Taco Bell.
___ If given the opportunity, I would try to drink all the Jeremiah Weed in Noble County.
___ I generally follow the rules of golf, such as playing the ball as it lies and count all my shots (and shots of whiskey).
___ I have a golf ball retriever in my bag.
___ I own golf sandals.
Briefly, in detail, answer the following questions to the best of your ability.
1. Which professional golfer best embodies the spirit of your game in style of play and more importantly style of dress?
2. While competitiveness is of the upmost importance at tKOVI, a welcoming, social experience is also placed a premium. Knowing this, describe the ethnic make-up of your ideal scramble foursome team. Please show your work.
Please attach picture of your best golfing outfit.
Here is a version avaliable for download, in case you need more time.
As always, stay tuned to the website for tournament updates and be sure to follow both @theKVilleOpen and @tKONewsNetwork on twitter for all your tKO news. Like the rest of you, I am anxiously waiting on bated breath for the next tKONN commercial….